Have you met her?

She is the most egocentric, self-obsessed, judgemental cow I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. With a self-imposed elevation above and beyond all other living beings, she wanders through life lecturing others on hypocrisy and righteousness. Armed with an Oxbridge PhD and first-hand knowledge of geniuses, lunatics and imbeciles, she believes that gives her the right to rant at life. She is the most contradictory and ill-disciplined person I know, and she frustrates the hell out of me almost as much as she frustrates herself. Given the fact that she is a supposed humanist and feminist, she is pretty harsh on humanity and especially her own sex. If only she was a little 'nicer'.



Well, enough about me. What about you? Now, be honest...