Door-2-door advertising reaches a new level

This has just been put through my front door. Now, despite its incredible grammatical errors and damn-right poor English I think it's got a real point to make - I might just phone Mr Morro up, he's clearly one cool guy...

'THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITHOUT SOLUTION
Mr Morro
Can solve your problems
Maintain family ties and Relationships
Keep loved ones, gives you and your family wellbeing
Sustain love and enliven love, get rid of bad luck, Black Magic
or get rid of Evil Spirts from the affect one.
Become Healthy from Sickness of all kinds
He is also capable of solving all
Psychological, Financials, Socials and Academic problems.
Work by correspondence and Appointments.'

I kid you not - word for word, space for space, capital letter for capital letter.... and then it is accompanied by two little arbitrary images of the crown as if this adds legitimacy. Jeeeesus who are these people?